tastefullyoffensive:

Name Improvements for Everyday Stuff [x]

Previously: Crazy Ideas That Are Borderline Genius


thatisludicrous:

castiels-celestiel-dick:

vinegod:

Some people say I look like this guy by MrLegenDarius

jfc

OH MY GOD YES


electricmonk333:

J2’NSync


youngblackandvegan:

zombiekunoichi:

elizabitchtaylor:

They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker

!!!!! So here for this!


emmyc:

i dunno


ah-shiyt:

dan-will-make-you-howell:

splantamello:

hotaimee:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

splantamello:

hydrogyne:

cute things to call your girlfriend:

  1. sugar
  2. honey
  3. flour
  4. egg
  5. salt

6. 1 tbs of butter

7. stir thoroughly

8. pour into baking pan

9. we forgot to preheat the oven to 375

why would we have to preheat her if she’s already hot

you smooth fucker


thesylverlining:

I hate it when a new meme appears and you have no idea where it’s from, and you just see everyone talking and laughing about it and you feel so left out and ignored and like personally slighted because you don’t know this meme, and. I just, it’s like…

i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now.


rainbownova:

agiantsackofpotatoes:

jimfaindel:

ohmydearray:

HE DID IT. (x)

He started in 2011, and it finally ended.

"Oh sweet, I beat it."

THATS LEGIT ALL HE FUCKING SAYS. HE SAYS IT WITH THE CALMEST VOICE EVER EVEN THOUGH HE’S BEEN SCREAMING FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS OK
HE LITERALLY PLAYS IT THROUGH AND THEN HE JUST “oh sweet, i beat it” WHAT THE FUCK


ka-kang:

hell yeah!


tommcfly:

MickBusted